Occasionally the Brewer overhears things at the bar that are funny, and, if she's coherent, she'll write them down and post them here. A gem from a recent kickball night:
Girlfriend: I will punch you in the dick.
Boyfriend: No you won't, you need it too much.
Girlfriend: . . . You're right. Hello, friend.
Did you hear anything funny, stupid, or downright absurd that you want to share? Add it in the comments below!