|He liked his JORTS|
In fact, we are referring to jean shorts:
|So much chafing|
Ok. That was mean. Here's a better pic:
|I think my dad still owns a pair like this. He calls them "Bermudas"|
Homemade or store-bought, knee-length or daisy dukes--pick whichever style suits your fancy.
Again, I know what you're thinking: "Seriously? I don't even own these things. What the hell am I supposed to do?" Well, you're in luck. Here's a handy guide to obtaining some JORTS of your very own. First, get your tools together:
Just take an old pair of jeans that you've been meaning to give to goodwill but have been too lazy to drop off at the donation spot and mark on them the leg length you are comfortable with. Then, take the pair of scissors and cut straight across:
Ta-da! You have JORTS!
The party starts at 5pm at Hamilton's and My Brother's Place. We'll check in people from 5-7, then from 8-10. Arrive after 10 and you're SOL. Free for registered players and $10 for friends of NAKIDs (and please don't try to commit identity theft by saying your friend is on your team--we're checking IDs-- and don't whine when your friends have to pay $10 to get in. It's $10 for free beer all night!)
And don't forget your JORTS!
p.s. JORTS must always be in all caps. The Brew's will be done.