Sunday Volleyball/Dodgeball: Ode to A/C

Oh A/C, how do we love thee? Let us count the ways...

Okay, no, we won't actually bore anyone by enumerating the many reasons we love A/C at the Y on a hot, sunny, humid July day in DC, but the love is there.

We played volleyball and dodgeball (and kickball--pictures, anyone?), then drank our faces off at Sign of the Whale. There's only room for one flip cup table up there, so everyone try to take turns and be patient. Remember, you don't need to play a game to get drunk.

We missed several teams this week--we hope you'll come back next Sunday! Sure, there was more room to move around, but there were so many less people to inappropriately hit on.

Five Questions:

Chris, The Bumpits
1) What do you love about NAKID? Playing volleyball and drinking after at the bar
2) Worst shot you've ever done? Tequila
3) Given the current fiscal situation and the uncertainty of the financial system, how would you fix the economy? Implement another stimulus package (Note: this sounds vaguely dirty and we're assuming was intended that way)
4) If you could have sex with your celebrity crush but first you have to watch your grandparents have sex, would you? NO.
5) Cup size: B

They do EVERYTHING together

Team Penetration (team effort)
1) What do you love about NAKID? It's very friendly
2) Worst shot you've ever done? Four horsemen
3) Given the current fiscal situation and the uncertainty of the financial system, how would you fix the economy? Legalize marijuana; cut, cap and balance; privatize the postal service; cut spending and entitlements; cut defense spending on noncontingency operations; tax the rich (they had a LOT of ideas)
4) If you could have sex with your celebrity crush but first you have to watch your grandparents have sex, would you? Yeah, absolutely, I can watch some pretty gross shit
5) Cup size: DD

LOTW:
Kevin, Sign of the Whale bartender

In the back left corner--the pitcher's for the table, sadly

Kevin started off on two hours of sleep and what we're guessing was a leftover buzz from the night before. He chugged half a bottle of wine, took several shots of his own design, drank liquor directly from the bottle, then nursed on cider for the rest of the afternoon. The entire time he was on duty he was coherent and well-spoken, and only upon being relieved did he show even a hint of how hammered he really was. He also inspired a new NAKID rule: Never challenge a man with a beard to a drinking contest. Congrats, Kevin, you are truly an inspiration!

Unfortunately, no actual NAKID members were worthy, but keep trying--never give up on your dreams!