NAKID Dictionary Part 3

Here are a few more entries that you may have heard around the bars:

NAKIDcest
v. Occurs when individuals that play for several teams meet in competition, forcing those players to choose their favorite team and causing the other team to suffer. Typically occurs during the playoffs.

Base Rape
v., n. When two players collide during a game so violently one has to ask "Did I just score?"

Jello Jizz
n. The remnants of a jello shot that typically end up on ones hands or chest after consuming one of the free jello shots NAKID hands out at parties.

NAKID Dictionary Part Two

Brew Whore
n. A person who actively pursues getting their picture or name in the Weekly Brew; characterized by trying to be in every picture regardless of the actual subject, or recording every word they say for “I Don’t Remember Saying That,” or trying for LOTW every week.

Brew Whores in the back!

Tap Dance
n. A drinking challenge at Hamilton’s. Drink one pint from each of their 10 taps in 3 hours and win a t-shirt and bragging rights

Stride of Pride
n. The strut one has after increasing one’s NAKID Number after a party.

NAKID Dictionary

A couple of years ago, NAKID published a dictionary of terms that are unique to our organization. I'm sure everyone has noticed by now that NAKID has its own culture (have you tried explaining some of the stuff we do to non-NAKID friends? They just don't get it). To help everyone understand what we mean when we say we're riding the Boomerang, got base raped, or are NAKIDing, the Brew has decided to throw out a couple of special NAKID words every so often to keep you all up to speed. Today's entries are:

NAKIDing

v. A variation of dating; instead of going out on dates you hang out at NAKID events together, and typically don’t make plans to see one another outside of NAKID events.

Guy 1: “When are you going out with her?”

Guy 2: “We’re NAKIDing; I’ll see her at the midseason party.”

Douche Rules

n. Unique NAKID rules that keep players from being, well, douches. No trying to distract people catching the ball, no bobbling catches, and in general, don’t be a douche. Much of the douche rules are at the discretion of the ref. If he/she thinks you're being a douche, cut it out.

NAKID Number

n. The number of fellow NAKIDs one has scored with off the field.

Throughout the coming weeks we'll post other entries from the NAKID Dictionary. Have you come up with a new term for us?  We're just like the Oxford dictionary--always open to suggestions when a new word enters the NAKID lexicon. Send an email to weeklybrew@gmail.com or write your entry in the comments!